Posted 8:48 AM by Blah blah

"Texting": Another Silly Chat (Funny)

A reaction to all my seriousness on this blog in the last several months. Raymond enters silly mode:

me (6:55:43): do u actually chat on your mobile phone?
me (6:56:00): seems strange
valerie (6:55:49): well, i talked to you once while i was logged in using my phone
me (6:56:14): yeah but is it practical?
me (6:56:23): well u are from the land of "texting"
valerie (6:56:12): hahaha
me (6:56:37): i prefer Morse code, thank you
me (6:56:45): it's easier on the fingers
valerie (6:56:30): well, you have to get used to it.. i haven't
me (6:57:02): oh! 1 person in the philippines who doesn't like texting. yeah!
valerie (6:56:54): hahahahhaa
valerie (6:57:08): i've never been an avid fan of texting.. its convenient though
me (6:57:32): i read all those blogs by people saying
me (6:57:43): "he flirted with me by texting"
me (6:57:52): "i'm breathless after our last text"
me (6:57:55): yuck
me (6:58:05): try fax next time!
valerie (6:58:02): ahhhh.... flirting via text happens
me (6:58:50): yet he's not willing to spend the money to CALL you
valerie (6:58:41): hahahahaha
me (6:59:00): where's the potential in that?
me (6:59:27): raymond imagines a date completely done in text...
valerie (6:59:10): yeah
valerie (6:59:22): oh, don't forget the text language please
me (6:59:44): tell me!
me (6:59:51): i'm a text virgin
me (6:59:58): "tirgin"
valerie (6:59:52): u'd gt frustr8d wid it
valerie (7:00:14): wil luk lyk uv gt a bad cs of dyslexia
me (7:00:50): yay...Barney & friends hits Eminem
valerie (7:00:40): hahahahahhaa
me (7:01:21): 60 years from now
valerie (7:01:20): the people from sesame street would get mad at the originators of texting... they undid all the spelling fundamentals Big Bird taught
me (7:01:51): they will publish "Texts of Lisa Marie Presley"
valerie (7:01:41): hahahahhaa
me (7:02:10): her love "letters"
me (7:02:17): with Michael
me (7:02:27): i luv u
me (7:02:29): i h8t u
me (7:03:03): oo! is that a boy in yr bed?
valerie (7:06:19): sorry about that fast exit
me (7:06:31): no pb
me (7:06:40): imagine me talking in text
me (7:06:43): yuck
valerie (7:06:44): in text lingo.. that would be 'no prob'
valerie (7:06:46): hahahahhaa
me (7:06:52): oh...??
me (7:06:55): no prob???
valerie (7:07:00): yup
me (7:07:02): and when you laugh
me (7:07:05): say "h"
valerie (7:07:12): hahahhaa
me (7:07:12): like h h h
valerie (7:07:23): no no no
me (7:07:31): how do u laugh in text?
me (7:07:40): lol(15)
valerie (7:07:42): its a short laugh.. hehe
valerie (7:07:44): or haha
me (7:08:04): lol^5
me (7:08:07): in math terms
valerie (7:08:16): haven't used that yet.. but its a great idea
me (7:08:26): that would save us a lot of time!
me (7:08:32): especially watching OPERA
me (7:08:40): where they repeat everything
me (7:08:54): like "woe is me....woe is me..."
valerie (7:09:07): just say woe is me2x
me (7:09:18): yeah!
me (7:09:25): X2: woe is me reloaded
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valerie (7:15:30): i can cope with the pressure... just so tiring
me (7:15:38): what kind of pressure?
valerie (7:15:45): from work
me (7:15:55): projecting the impact of new food flavors?
valerie (7:16:11): no.. ensuring that we have enough milk to meet our targets
me (7:16:12): sorry i don't mean to trivialize work
me (7:16:33): oh...keeping the milk pipeline to the cows open!
me (7:16:39): so the cows are on strike!
valerie (7:16:39): no no.... sometimes i take work too seriously.. thanks for making light of the situation..... i need that
valerie (7:16:43): hahahaha
me (7:16:52): they want to be able to smoke at work
me (7:17:00): and watch paolo bediones
valerie (7:17:07): its almost winter i think in australia.. where most of the milk comes from.. they're gonna go hibernate soon
valerie (7:17:20): oh my garsh.. you know paolo bediones???
me (7:17:31): hehehe.....actually....
me (7:17:36): i just talked to a girl
me (7:17:40): who went to high school with him!
valerie (7:17:47): he's a cutie, that paolo bedionoes
me (7:17:58): how do u spell his name?
valerie (7:18:03): bediones
valerie (7:18:09): paolo
me (7:18:12): ok i thought you mean bed-dominoes
valerie (7:18:21): hahahahhaa
me (7:18:27): let's just call him "bed-potatoes"
valerie (7:18:32): in my excitement to type his name, i hit too many keys
valerie (7:18:33): hahahhaha
me (7:18:41): yeah...your heavy breathing shows
valerie (7:18:48): hahahahhaa
me (7:18:55): yeah guess what...
valerie (7:18:56): hey, i'm not THAT much of a fan
me (7:19:05): this girl contacted me from finding my blog
me (7:19:34): she went to high school with bed-potatoes