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Thursday, November 21, 2002


Posting this for Raymond!
I sent him this questionnaire. These are his answers:

By Raymond

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE..... WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Near the beach in San Diego or just south of Newport Beach.

2.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
My polo shirts.

3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Come-hither eyes.

4. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Don't know. Will buy Vienna Teng though.

5. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
International House Berkeley, my "other" home. (2nd place: the RBJ Korean sandwich!)

6. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
In the midst of an argument.

7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
I've actually had a full-body 90 min. massage before. My arms and hands, since they hurt.

8. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT...STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Mind, plus a bottle of Viagra.

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
8 am, or when the leaf blowers outside start moaning.

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Our high tech aerodynamic can opener. It's sooo smooth.

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Narrowmindedness. People jumping to conclusions.

12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A 50-foot high hulk of a church organ.

13. FAVORITE COLOR?
Red-orange, the color of sunset and Baywatch Hawaii.

14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE?
No. I believe in taxes after death.

15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
Sports car, baby. I drive fast.

16. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
The Lord of the Rings. 2nd Place: The Phantom Tollbooth.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring.

18. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Washing windowsills. All that black gunk.

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Chameleon. To be anyone I wanted.

20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO...WHAT IS IT?
I don't. But if I ever hooked up with Angelina Jolie, I'd let her pick one for me.

21. DO YOU JUGGLE?
Only time.

22. THE ONE PERSON FROM THE PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Benjamin Franklin or Thomas Jefferson. Renaissance men.

23. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
The first day of a travel vacation.

24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Emergency car toolbox. Tennis equipment. Rollerblade equipment.

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Sushi. Preferably off of someone's body.

26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAILED THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
My imaginary friend Thumper.

27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Angelina Jolie.

28. Do you Yahoo!?
Ya-hooooooooooo! Gesundheit. Sorry, I have a cold.


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