Posted 5:09 PM by Blah blah

Parting words from Unica Hija:
Top 10 Things a Young Single Woman Should Know

1. You'll get over that devastating heartbreak. And you will love again. Yes, you will even though you feel your life is falling apart right now.
2. Never put your life on hold for anyone, not even for that man you love so dearly.
3. Love is never enough. Whenever possible, use the brain over the heart.
4. Then again, all things being equal, follow your heart as long as your thought process also involves the brain.
5. Keep your virginity as long as you can. This is only for you to be able to exercise your brain when you so decide to finally lose it to someone you love. But don't think it's the end and be all of your existence. It isn't.
6. It's the year 2002. Do yourself a favor and learn about birth control.
7. When it comes to men, always opt for character over anything else. Ask about a guy's beliefs and values. That's the real him.
8. Know what you want. This will take some doing. But once you know what you want, there will be less nights torturing yourself solving any problem you will face. And it's also a character trait extremely attractive to men.
9. Always have a little black dress in your wardrobe.
10. About 90% of the time, when a guy is a bumbling idiot each time he talks or faces you, he is actually in love with you. If not, and he's a tad too smooth or a tad too confident, you may just be another conquest. Be wary of this guy.