Posted 5:44 PM by Blah blah

My Birthday

Everyone, THANK YOU SO MUCH for your birthday wishes (including your RBJ ones).

I am old enough to crawl back in my crib and drool on my thumb now.

My RBJ response:

I am all CHOKED UP, guys, especially now that Carlos is singing to me in the Filipino style of Marilyn Monroe!

-First, Grace, thank you for your kind wishes and encouragement. When will we ever get to see your OTHER eye in your avatar?
-Sophia, I just had a nice lunch with my parents. Warm wishes to you and Kris Kris Kris. We should call him "Triple K."
-To fellow notorious flirt, Gongju Key, *wink wink*, from Gochu.
-Julienne, whoa, who is that masked lady? *Hugs*
-Syclick, I'm old enough to be an OPPA now. Wait---is a girl OPPA called an OMMA?
-Danny, stop flirting with me the rest of the year please. Today it's fine! *wink* Thank you for showing me how I look bald.
-Larz, thank you "maen." You're funny.
-To fellow Libra, Iris, Happy recent Birthday to you too! We Libras gotta stick together. I'm proud to be a Libran, as long as people don't confuse that with "librarian."
-Ben, nice colors! Beautiful new design, by the way. Thank you for being supportive. I need to learn some photography from you, man.
-Chris, thank you for being such a cool guy! Next time I go to SF or we have a chance to meet, I'll call you in advance!
-Corine, I had fun just writing this long reponse! Thanks for being soooo...TEASABLE.
-Cameron, I never watch that show, but I will try to imagine I'm Ray Romano when someone doesn't laugh at my jokes.
-Shway, I'm perfectly open to seeing that "naked Asian man" privately, after hours. As long as it's not someone I know.
-Miyu, nice to see you again! How's your dancing? Make sure to give me your autograph now, when I can still afford it.
-Brian, thanks.

WHEW, it's like I just signed all of your high school yearbooks! I have such fun reading and talking to you, learning about sex from Danny, etc. that all my lost income and missed dates have been worth it.