Posted 12:02 PM by Blah blah

10 realizations today by Unica Hija:

1. driving around in an air conditioned car with automatic transmission is tiring, however comfortable it may seem
[Awww, poor baaa-by. Try the jeepney.]

2. i'm a player. i hate to admit it, but i think i am.
[Why am I not surprised? Am losing track of your letters of the alphabet. :p]

3. i can withstand lots of stress and pressure and come out of it intact
[You seem like it, especially with my pressure on you to write ONCE a week.]

4. when one project comes, several others come one after the other
[You mean "projects" or "guys"? :p]

5. i like being an entrepreneur better than working for someone else
[What do you sell, pray tell?]

6. i accomplish supermega a LOT when i work for my own business
[Lend me some of that drive. I need that or a shot of Tabasco sauce.]

7. i didn't realize it, but i can charm my way out of a LOT of situations--i think it's because i've learned the art of harmless flirting and genuinely appreciating the nice things in different people. boss d told me once: "why can't anybody get mad with you?! you have this charm thing going."
[That's why people put up with babies too. It's what helps the human species propagate. Survival of the cheekiest.]

8. i can get bossy. very bossy. when i want to, that is
[Ditto.]

9. i hate details and would rather work on the "big picture"
[Ditto for some things.]

10. tropical hut hamburgers (juicy and wrapped in foil) is the absolute BEST fast food burger around
[They make huts out of foil now?]