Posted 4:33 AM by Blah blah

From Dateless, the shy guy north of San Francisco who writes about his efforts to find a girlfriend:

The Rejection Hotline

If you are constantly approached by unattractive people asking for your phone number, give them one of these numbers:

* New York City: 212-479-7990
* Boston: 617-658-7083
* Los Angeles: 310-217-7638
* San Francisco: 415-356-9833
* Atlanta: 770-908-7383
* Charlotte: 704-559-4169
* Chicago: 773-509-5096
* Cleveland: 216-556-0051
* Denver: 303-575-1696
* Las Vegas: 702-387-2619
* Miami: 305-460-3285
* Seattle: 206-781-3928
* Washington, DC: 202-452-7468

When they call the number, they get a message saying that they were rejected. [and no, someone did not use this on me].
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The local number cracks me up!!! Here's part of what I remember hearing:

"Welcome to the San Francisco Rejection Hotline, brought to you by AskTheCollegeGuy.com. I know this sucks, but don't be too devastated. Maybe you're not this person's type. Maybe you're just short, fat, ugly, dumb, or just a general loser. Maybe you just exude that creepy smelly stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns....Do your best to forget about this person, for I guarantee they've already forgotten about you. The Rejection Hotline is brought to you by Beer---helping ugly people have sex since 1827."

OUCH! :D