Posted 5:44 PM by Blah blah

Vanity Date (Geez..)

Oh God. Look at this: Vanity Date.

"Welcome to VanityDate.com, the world's most judgmental, shallow dating website. At Vanity Date we have a vision of creating the largest database of the world's most good looking, rich and superficial people. Now, this doesn't mean you have to be a super model, but you have to be a so called 7.0 and above to be allowed full access to the database or be talented and have an income over 200,000 dollars per year. Leave a bad taste in your mouth? If so, then we have accomplished our goal. Remember though, intelligence is encouraged. In fact, if we find out you have an IQ below 100, you will be kicked off the site....

Do I have to be good looking to use this site?
Yes and No. If you are not very talented or accomplished, then looks will cut it. Beauty is not skin deep. Sometimes it goes as far as your bank account, your talents or what you have accomplished in the world.

Who decides if I get accepted or rejected?
The members vote on whether to accept or reject your profile. A small rotating panel of judges comprised of entertainment industry veterans, models, business people and your normal everyday joe schmos also help judge and have the last say. Remember, this site is not exclusive to good looking people. It's about Vanity. If you have a right to be vain, then you are in.

Can I be overweight and be on the site?
Yes you can. However, you still have to be accepted by the panel of judges who do see beauty in men and women that have plus size measurement.

What if I am handicapped or disfigured in some way?
It's ok as long as you are good looking or have a right to be vain.

Will you guys rot in hell?
Yup.

What is a verified member status mean?
A verified member is a member of this site that has been seen physically by one of our staff members. Incentive for verified members is a discount off of the standard subscription fee. We highly encourage all members to become verified as we are trying to eliminate a common complaint from other dating sites that potential lovers look nothing like the photos they submit.

I'm an aspiring model, can I gain exposure from this website?
Yes, if you wish too. Make sure to check the option for aspiring model or model in your profile section. If you do, we will show you to our partner modeling agencies.

What if I have a great body but my face is not so hot?
Then make sure that your picture shows your body. We encourage all applicants to submit a head shot and body shot. And please don't lie about your weight."