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Thursday, March 20, 2003


If You Were Saddam...

What would you do? Asked Inz on RBJ. Ablative answered: "If I were Saddam, I'd

-cancel all my eBay listings,
-have a nice final meal, maybe prime rib or filet mignon, some red wine, baked potato with the works,
-go out, get hammered (I'm talking get-kicked-out-of-the-bars hammered)
-bring home the hottest burqa-wearing chick in the bar and bang her until my member fell off,
-get a good night's sleep, wake up in the morning, shower
-and dress up in my best Versace or Armani and wait to get picked up by a U.S. humvee."


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