Posted 7:39 AM
by Blah blah
If You Were Saddam...
What would you do? Asked Inz
on RBJ. Ablative answered: "If I were Saddam, I'd
-cancel all my eBay listings,
-have a nice final meal, maybe prime rib or filet mignon, some red wine, baked potato with the works,
-go out, get
hammered (I'm talking
get-kicked-out-of-the-bars hammered)
-bring home the hottest burqa-wearing chick in the bar and bang her until my member fell off,
-get a good night's sleep, wake up in the morning, shower
-and dress up in my best Versace or Armani and wait to get picked up by a U.S.
humvee."