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Sunday, March 30, 2003


Call 911! We Have a Supermodel Shortage

Read the joke article (Weekly World News):

America has been hit hard by a devastating shortage of supermodels -- and insiders say if this trend continues, it could have a crippling effect on the $140 billion fashion industry....

"But the original generation of supermodels is fading, and there are no new ones coming along to replace them. In a very short while, the supermodel as we know it may become extinct."...

At one time, it was hoped that the top supermodels in the world would have beautiful daughters that would carry on their legacy. This plan didn't work out. Gallows notes, "Many supermodels married ugly rock stars, which diluted the gene pool. "


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