Posted 2:14 PM by Blah blah

Conan: funny. Ben: unsexy.

Dear God, Thank you for bringing us the lanky Irish lad Conan O'Brien. He's really grown on me over the years, like a bad case of athlete's foot.

Check out 11 minutes of these devastatingly FUNNY clips of him on IFILM. Make sure you clear out your mouth of any edibles first. (Mira, get your speaker to work, dammit.)

Conan O'Brien: 50 Years of Late Night.

Ben Affleck Sexy? (Salon.com) NOT. I like Ben a lot, personally, but I walked out midway through The Sum of All Fears because he seemed more like summer intern than "saver of the world from nuclear armageddon." Matt is sexier and a better actor. Ben needs to get more of that sense of authority in him first. Try bossier, darker.

I find Sandra Bullock bland and unsexy in the same way as Ben.