Posted 10:51 PM by DUH

Hey Guys! Survey. Is THIS true?!

(From "When Harry Met Sally" starring Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan)

Harry: Hmm, I'm getting married.

Sally: You *are*?

Harry: Umm hmm.

Sally: *You* are.

Harry: Hmm, yeah.

Sally: Who is she?!

Harry: Helen Helson, she is a lawyer, she's keeping her name.

Sally: (laughs) You're getting married.

Harry: Yeah.

Sally: (laughs some more)

Harry: What's so funny about that?

Sally: (laughs even more) It's a...well...It's just so optimistic of you Harry.

Harry: Well you'd be amazed what falling madly in love can do for you.

Sally: Well it's wonderful, it's nice to see you embracing life in this manner.

Harry: Yeah, plus you know you just get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thing.

Sally: What "whole thing"?

Harry: The whole life-of-a-single-guy thing. You meet someone, you have the safe lunch, you decide you like each other enough to move on to dinner. You go dancing, you do the white-man's over-bite (dances), go back to her place, you have sex and the minute you're finished, you know what goes through your mind? How long do I have to lie here and hold her before I can get up and go home. Is thirty seconds enough?

Sally: (In disgust) That's what you're thinking? Is that true?!

Harry: Sure! All men think that. How long do you want to be held afterwards? (Pause) All night, right? See, there's your problem, somewhere between thirty seconds and all night is your problem.

Sally: I don't have a problem!

Harry: Yeah you do.

I absolutely love this movie. : )