Posted 9:33 AM by Blah blah

• When he asks how you take your coffee, tell him, "Black. Just like my soul."


• When he asks if you follow hockey, answer: "Yes. I've pledged my eternal devotion to the Devils -- the New Jersey Devils." (NOTE: The Duke Blue Devils or the Wake Forest Demon Deacons may be substituted when applicable. Or the Yankees. Everyone hates the Yankees.)


• Laugh maniacally when no one but him is within earshot. When he nervously asks what's so funny, shrug and walk away.


• Leave pentagram doodles strewn about your cubicle.


• You sneeze. He says, "Bless you." You fall to the floor writhing in pain.


• When he asks, "Have you been saved?" tell him yes, but you prefer to do the honors yourself using the new and surprisingly comfortable Gillette Mach 3 razor.