Posted 10:00 AM
by Blah blah
111,111 Visitors!
Today my number of website(s) visitors will hit 111,111! If you are the 111,111th visitor (or very close), please EMAIL ME. I will send you a nice e-card. Let's break out the champagne and celebrate the 222222.5 eyeballs which have graced my pages. The .5 eyeball is for the blue-skinned alien on the planet Zworg who reads this blog, mistaking it for the annual Zworgian Swimsuit Issue.