Posted 12:43 AM by Anonymous

Joke:DAY OFF
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--So you want the day off? Lets take a look at what you are asking for....

--There are 365 days per year available for work.

--There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

--Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

--You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That ccounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

--With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

--You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work.

--We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

--We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and Ill be Damned if you're going to take that day off!!!