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Wednesday, April 17, 2002



How to Run the Chinese Government

(From my mom.) China's President Jiang Zemin. This is exactly how I feel now! In case you are confused, these are NOT the cute baby pictures I promised you yesterday.

"Here's my tongue, Doctor! Aaaaaahhhhh. Don't hurt me!"

"Maybe if I pretend I'm dead, they'll let me go home early. Yay, Comrade..."

"C'mon, let me catch that egg in my mouth. Please? I saw this trick on the Tonight Show once..."

"By the time I got to Italy, the Leaning Tower of Pisa had bent THIS MUCH! I swear...!"

" 'Oooooo sooooo-le mi-ooooo sta 'nfronte a te! O sole mio..."


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