Posted 1:13 PM
by Blah blah
How to Run the Chinese Government
(From my mom.) China's President Jiang Zemin. This is exactly how I feel now! In case you are confused, these are NOT the cute baby pictures I promised you yesterday.
"Here's my tongue, Doctor! Aaaaaahhhhh. Don't hurt me!"
"Maybe if I pretend I'm dead, they'll let me go home early. Yay, Comrade..."
"C'mon, let me catch that egg in my mouth. Please? I saw this trick on the
Tonight Show once..."
"By the time I got to Italy, the Leaning Tower of Pisa had bent THIS MUCH! I swear...!"
" 'Oooooo sooooo-le mi-ooooo sta 'nfronte a te! O sole mio..."